Stupid / 23.09.2016

After more than a week, my stupid blog is back!   Oh, it's so nice to be back in here! I was so worried it would all be gone forever! The short version goes like this: I had a terrible hosting company for a long time, I had planned to migrate to a...

Stuff I ❤ / 24.09.2016

Nothing serious. Just a little weekend surprise for everyone.   I sent it over to Instagram earlier (see it over there in the sidebar?), but I figured I'd share the full size and uncensored version here, cause I know you all appreciate the finer things in life lol. Behold! My wang in tiny...

Stuff I ❤ / 23.09.2016

Why are guys put off by one of the BEST kinds of underwear?   If you follow me over on tumblr, you've no doubt come across one or two posts of me yelling about men who think thongs are "uncomfortable" or – weirder still – feminine. I don't totally understand the association between...

Clickbate / 23.09.2016

Cosmo interviews a "real" male escort, there's a show where hot MOC are just straight up fucking and I want to watch it, a cake that ejaculates, and one of my favorite Tumblr masturbators.   So I know you wouldn't know it to look around here lately, but I have been very...

Playlist / 21.09.2016

Synthwave and Retro Electro are perfect for late september heatwaves.   At least, I'm calling it a heatwave. Though I can remember when I first moved to the city and suffered through almost all of October at unseasonably warm temperatures. Here's hoping we're almost at the end. Today is the first official...