Justin Theroux feels embarrassed by his bulge, Google thinks your kids should learn about penises, a short story about being in love with a penis told through GIFs, and more.   We made it a whole week without any major upsets or problems! And with my only having to pay extra...

Cosmo interviews a “real” male escort, there’s a show where hot MOC are just straight up fucking and I want to watch it, a cake that ejaculates, and one of my favorite Tumblr masturbators.   So I know you wouldn’t know it to look around here lately, but I have...
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NSFW. At ALL.
This blog has a TON of super adulty stuff in it. You gotta be 18+ and into that (or at least be working on an incognito tab, bro).
Yeah, I'm 18
No, I'm under 18