Alphabet of Stuff I’m Into: P


P is for…


Penising – I’m proud to tell you that there’s no squiggly red underline under that word when I type it on my computer, because it’s long been a part of the user dictionary. I say it a lot. Penising is a very specific kind of masturbation that can be done alone or with a buddy. It’s not as effective in a large group like the Jacks, but is still possible. Really good Penising is characterized by

• Rigid erection

• Glazed eyes

• Open Mouth (often accompanied by involuntary drooling)

• Prime Bate Position (legs spread as wide open as possible, slouched in seat with hard meat in hand)

• An inability to flex, flirt, or worry about how you look (because you’re not gonna look conventionally hot)


This type of masturbation is especially important to me and it’s difficult for me to look at any of the blogs that I outline here without immediately reaching to free my penis from my underwear and start the process of getting deep into my dick.

This guy really understands how to Penis:



Practice makes perfect.

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