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Jackin’ It

Jackin’ it for the Lord.


Jackin’ it for the lord in San Diego. I don’t watch South Park the way I used to (that show has been on since before I was in middle school, so there was definitely a period where I paid close attention to it) and it’s sad that I missed this 2013 bit about jackin’ it in San Diego.

I’m headed out to Sacramento this week, so perhaps I’ll recreate Stan’s trip to SD to ‘Jack it for the Lord.’

This song is brilliant:

South Park, Jackin It In San Diego, Jackin' It, Masturbating, Bate, Penising, Penis, San Diego,

And in case you wanted to learn it with me:

Baaam badam baaam baaadam. Baaam badam bam
Baaam badam baaam baaadam. Baaam badam bam

I’m gonna jack it where the sun always shines (he’s gonna jack it)
Been spreadin’ the word and now I need to ease my mind (jackin’ it, ohhh)
Been plantin’ them apple seeds, and while the apples grow
I’m gonna go out jackin’ it in San Diego

Jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jack
Spankin’ it, jackin’ it, spankin’ it, smack

I don’t need no shirt, no, I’m gonna take them pants right off (he’s about to jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks? (jack it, jack it, ohhh)
Been around God’s country and there’s one thing I know
There’s no better place for jackin’ it than San Diego

Jack it, jack it, jackin’ it, jack
Spankin’ it, spankin’ it, smackin’ it, smack
Jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jack (jack it for the Lord)
Jackin’ it, spankin’ it, smackin’ it, smack

Jerry Sanders:
“Come to San Diego, there’s so much to see. From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay to the warm tortillas of Old Town. And after a day of sight-seeing, why not try spankin’ it in one of our charming city streets?

San Diego. Come, take a load off.”

Singers:
Jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jack
Spankin’ it, spankin’ it, smackin’ it, smack
A-whackin’ it, whackin’ it, whackin’ it, whack
Spankin’ it, jerkin’ it, smackin’ it, smack

The cars are all passin’ me by, they’re honkin’ and sayin’ “hello” (hey, that guy’s jackin’ it)
From his window, there’s a guy shootin’ video (video of him jackin’)
And if the good Lord, Jesus, comes knockin’ on my door
Just tell him that I’m jackin’ it in San Diego

Jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jackin’ it, jack
Spankin’ it, spankin’ it, smackin’ it, smack (he’s about to jack it)
Jack it, whack it, jack it, jackin’ it, jack (whackin’ it, whackin’ it)
Whack it, whack it, spank, spank, whack, whackin’ it, whack

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