Hooray! I’m Slightly Bigger Than Average in the Penis!

According to these Penis charts from Lifestyle Condoms!


I can’t vouch for the accuracy of these little infographics, but it’s still interesting to see where you stand according to international averages! Here’s how I ranked:


1 in 44!


97th Percentile!




So that’s a reassuring start to my day! Tell me where you landed! Do you feel better about your Penis now?



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