The Most Beautiful Condoms In the World


Help make arty graphic condoms real!


As soon as these came across my “Penis” newsfeed, I was in love with them. Then I watched these charming and oh-so-very French women describe the idea and their passion for it and I couldn’t send money fast enough! Watch the video and tell me you don’t agree!

Condoms are boring! And we basically live in the future! They don’t need to be. I want to make my penis pretty right gd now!

The Huffington Post described the need for beautiful condoms best:

Dudes of the world: listen up. Your penis is a blank canvas, a tabula rasa, if you will. Just because it spends most of the day zipped up under layers of clothing doesn’t mean it can’t express itself every now and then.

Let me paint a little picture for you. You take a date home ― a creative type, someone you really want to dazzle with your refined tastes and creative prowess. Y’all are feeling mighty sexy, and you know what that means. Sex.

You want to use protection, but, more important, you want to express yourself. Your passions, your fears, your most secret desires, your favorite color. You want to penetrate your lover with some serious pizzazz. You want a condom that says, “Hey, baby, this is me.”


Beautiful Condoms, Artistic, Graphic, French Condom Designs


Hey, baby, there’s only 5 days left on their Kickstarter, so join me (lucky supporter number 69!) in sending these ladies the money they need to make these FDA-approved, art gallery-ready masterpieces available to the public.

Seriously! GO!




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