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The 10 Best Olympics Bulges

 

Finally! I can care about the Olympics!


 

I’m not somebody who gets worked up about the Olympics every four years. I don’t like having shows preempted and so much of the games are just booooorrrrring and dull and specific and I don’t have the time for it! Just tell me who won and show me their skin-tight competition outfits!

But then Esquire heard my cries and complied a collection of the 36 best bulges over Olympics history, summarizing all the things I care about, vis a vis the Olympics. As a bulge connoisseur myself, these weren’t all up to snuff for me, but I went in and pulled out the ten best to share here with you guys:

 

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**GOLD MEDAL BULGE**

Alexandre Despatie, Canada
At Athens 2004

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Elbrus Tedeyev, Ukraine
At Athens 2004

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Ryan Lochte, USA
At the Team U.S.A. 2016 swimming trials.

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**BRONZE MEDAL BULGE**

Nicholas McCrory, USA
At London 2012

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Ryan Bailey, USA
At London 2012

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**SILVER MEDAL BULGE**

Qiu Bo, China
At London 2012

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Sam Mikulak, USA
At London 2012

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Ashton Eaton, USA
At London 2012

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Jake Dalton, USA
Bonus: At the 2016 Secret U.S. Classic and Men’s P&G Gymnastics Championships, which is not the Olympics but are you going to complain, seriously?!

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Nicholas McCrory and David Boudia, USA
In perfect synchronicity at London 2012


 

These aren’t the best angles for some of these otherwise impressive bulges, but Esquire didn’t call me to ask me to curate D/B photography.

I’ll be excited to see who’s gonna have that gold medal basket this year. Tom Daley’s held the title for quite some time.

 

-t

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LinkFe (@sexnando)
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a cuban wrestler gave me mayor Machofucker teas tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcXvQHa32bw

Ismael Borrero

Couldn’t find a hd video of the match :C

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