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Clickbate: Vibrating Cowboy Orgasms

5 for the Weekend: A cowboy shoots (handsfree) and has the funnest nut you’ll see all day, Deadpool’s dick is as big and amazing as you (and he) imagine, rando bro poppers up, pisses himself, and jacks off on his patio, and a Thai man had to have his cockring SAWED OFF this week.


 

Welcome to Friday! We skipped last week’s edition of Clickbate because I was recovering from an amazing DC visit that left me a little drained and sniffly. But we’ve got new shit for you to check out today, in case you needed some stuff to inspire your hand to love up on your dick for a bit.

There’s a cowboy (who leaves his Texas-sized belt buckle on) that jacks his way to a seriously fun and full-body-vibraty orgasm that I’ve looped about 15 times already this morning. There’s a Thai dude who put on a cockring that was too small and had to have it removed with a hacksaw and bolt cutters. If that alone isn’t horrifying enough, the article is just filled to the brim with wink/nudge shaming language and halfwitted assertions that nobody involved had ever heard of a cockring before and were all mystified as to why he had done this to himself. I’ve been to Thailand. They know about some cockrings there. Get a grip, Daily Mail.

There’s an eight second video of Deadpool proudly swinging his massive erection (by the same artist who did this Captain America jack off) that I think it’s important for you to think about this weekend when you see 1000 ultra-lame Deadpool costumes on lazy bros who don’t even get DP’s deal.

I also included my favorite jack off movie tumblr, because it has proven invaluable whenever I’m looking for a video of a man proudly pleasuring his penis. This is a no-shame-zone where dudes show their faces, their dongs, and share their loads with you just cause it’s cool. That is, if you didn’t already bust to the guy poppering up, whipping out his cock, and pissing himself on his front patio. That guy is the shit.

Ready?

 

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You know the deal with these: if there’s nothing in this week’s edition that got you going, check out past entries in the Clickbate pile. Good dick doesn’t expire.

I hope you’re in for a cum-heavy Halloween weekend, whatever your pleasure is.

 

-t

 

 

Other good stuff from this week:

Doable Guys, Illustration, Drawing, Gay, Porn, Sex, Erection, Hard, Fucking, Cum, Kyle Anderson, Lucky Sanford, Tom of Finland, Belasco, Zach Brunner, Mavekk, Christian Cimironi

Family Guy, Peter Griffin, Yanket, Slanket, Masturbation, Blanket, Jacking Off, Chris, Scarlet Johansson, Fake Arms

Joey and Chandler, Friends, Gay, Fucking, Sex, Bros, Roommates, MasturbateRenaissance, Art History, Phaeton, Chariot, Sun, Apollo, Naked, Testicles, Balls, Ass, Sexy

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Hands down Deadpool.

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If they look like that…hurrah 🙂

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Who is deadwood from?

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