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Take Me Out to the Bulge Game

Baseball wordplay! Hahahaah!


“I don’t know art, but I know what I like.”

“I don’t know art, but I know what I like.”

 

You know that old saying, “I may not know art, but I know what I like?” That’s how I mostly feel about sports, generally, and baseball, specifically. I don’t know much about baseball (I’ve been to a couple games growing up, and I know the super famous guys cause they’re super famous), but man do I never get tired of seeing a cup runneth over.

As it turns out, I also enjoy spectator bulgework, as in this post from Bulge Nation:

 


 

Baseball Player Photobombed by Bulge

 

baseball, bulge, David Wright, photobomb, crotch, tight, huge nuts, ballsIt’s the biggest honor for any senior daddy to have media focus in on his bulge that over shadow a famous baseball player. If the inseam would been adjusted pulled snug between the crease of the thigh and scrotum, It would have resting massively to the right or left.

 


 

Click the pic to check out their post on those baseball-sized nuts that dude is showing off over at Bulge Nation. You can be sure that there is no reason for that dude to be sitting so splayed-legged that way, except that he knows he’s got it going on in the D&B mound department. And we’ll all duly impressed.

You should probably have guessed by now that this sports bulge inspiration led to some immediate googling of “massive baseball bulge” and other, similar iterations of that sentiment. So let’s soak in the cream of that crop here:

 

I know they’re all wearing cups under their jocks, but it’s still just so great to see guys with unsmashable genitals being celebrated and admired like this. It’s just great. Even if the bulge is a little artificial, the fact that, in 2016, we’re still watching a sport that essentially uses disguised codpieces is fucking great.

 

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Manly af, boys. Manly af.

 

Basebulge!

 

-t

 

 


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