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Clickbate: London’s Newest Penis Skyscraper

5 for the Weekend: London’s getting a huge new skyscraper with a familiar shape, a woman is going to prison for pretending to be a penis doctor, Florida news can’t deal with phallic things, and this beardo gives the most hypnotic blow jobs you’ll ever watch.


 

Man. Fuck this week.

But welcome to Friday. I don’t have anything smart to say about what’s going on right now, or what happened this week. I’m on a self-imposed news blackout for a bit (except for stuff that relates to dicks) so that I can catch up on my books inbox and think about other stuff.

But, as always, there’s dick stuff that I wanted to share with you guys, and if I can’t provide any other kind of comfort, at least I can offer distraction. In this week’s distractions, a woman who was not a doctor, operated multiple times on a man’s penis in a warehouse, and is now looking at 40 months in prison. A hot dude with big nuts lets his jizz land where it will. Like a boss. And a badass New York cocksucker provides some of the most hypnotizing oral action I’ve ever seen. He describes himself thusly: “No-hands specialist, I suck until it shoots and swallow it all.”

Yowza.

There’s also a giant penis mailbox that Florida is all pissed about, because Florida. And a great big new building is scheduled to be erected (!) in London, ostensibly based on a child’s drawing of a wang. Bless.

Let’s get distracted:

 

SirpupNYC, Blowjob, Oral, Cum, VideoMangled penis leads to 40 months in prison for woman who performed illegal surgery6-foot Florida mailbox shaped like penisNew London skyscraper looks like a massive penis and ballsHotel Jack Off, Solo, Bate, Sperm, Cum, Huge Balls

 

 

I may head back to bed today. I don’t know if I’m up for “accomplishing things.”

But if you’re not ready for mid-morning naps, you can always skate back through the list of previous entries in the Clickbate pile.

 

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Other good stuff from this week:

The Good Ol Days, Julius, Gay, Illustration, Comic, Make America Great Again, Trump, White Privilege, Male incest, Father, Grandfather, Son, Brother

Masturbate, Jerk Off, Jack, Penis, Penisbate, Bate, Stroke, Popper

November Favorite Things, Gifts, Wishlist, Bulge, Union Suit, Soylent, Thongs, Cockringbaseball, bulge, David Wright, photobomb, crotch, tight, huge nuts, balls, Cardinals, MLB, Marlins, Giants, Yankees, Ass

Thongs, Man Thong, Manthong Review, Reasons to Wear, Underwear, Bulge, Muscle, Sexy

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