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10 Best Blue Jean Bulges

Something ultra masc about cockring’d meat wrapped up in denim, buttons, and zippers.


 

I talk a lot on here about stuff that makes my dick hard and what I like and why I like it. But one of the things I like more than anything is finding someone who has totally figured out what their thing is. Nothing makes me click ‘follow’ on a tumblr faster than a thoughtfully, purposefully curated archive of images, videos, and whatevers about somebody’s THING.

It can be furry shit, it can be leather, roid pigs, piss; whatever gets you going. Guys who understand their thing and wanna share it with the world are fucking amazing.

So today’s post is brought to you by TXWrangler (and his bulge buddy CowboyDipper1) and his amazing collection of country fried gentlemen bulging the fuck outta some 501’s. I went through his entire archive (with a couple breaks to bust a couple nuts over some stuff) and picked out my favorite 10 bulges to share with you! I’m not a jeans man myself, but it’s hard to deny the sheer masculine power of a fully-packed denim pouch that these guys are rocking:

 

10 Best Blue Jean Bulges

 

via TXWrangler/CowboyDipper1

 

 


 

For my money, there’s nothing that beats the formation where the denim is pushed all the way out and around the bulge, creating a codpiece-like shelf for your best bits, instead of smashing everything flat against your leg. This video kind of illustrates what I’m talking about (and is just a well-made tease for dudes who love bulges):

 

 

 

 

I also came across this gif, which we’ll call a bonus round. Not from either of those guys’ tumblrs, just something I found especially magical:

 

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Ahhhhhh.

 

-t

 

 

 

 

 


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K/L
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A bulging button fly jean, for me, is always the hottest sight. 🙂

James
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Yes

K/L
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Actually, when I see one on a cute guy, I have an urge to drop to my knees, nuzzle my face in it, take a deep breath then repeatedly kiss it. Later I’d try to use my tongue { and teeth if it’s a zipper] to free it.

James
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I just wanna cup the whole thing in myhands

James
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I’m wearing wranglers right now but I can tell you they don’t look like these haha

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