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Public Monday Masturbators: To The Great Outdoors!

Rando roidy and Proudbator both got some inspiring outdoor/public action this week.


 

Boy it’s been a minute since we did a Monday Masturbators post. I figured since I’m headed to the London Jack Off Club tonight (full review to come, obviously!) today’s the day to get back into that groove.

While I was out in the English countryside last week, I stumbled upon a video of a seriously muscly dude (this really seems like he must be somebody, and I’m just ignorant about it, so if he looks familiar to you shout him out in the comments) flexing and jacking for all his neighbors and the bright California (Florida?) sun to see. We’ll start with that video because I have some thoughts bout it, but I definitely wanna know what you thought too.

For your enjoyment:

 

 

 

That’s pretty boner-inducing, yeah? I really liked that and I watched it a few times before I decided to lose my nutt to it. I really like when I find a reasonable clip on tumblr instead of :06 second stroke loops, which are frustrating and sort of pointless.

Do I wish he were a bit more excited and happy to be showing off like this? Yeah. Do I wish he didn’t look so totally thirsty (the literal, dehydration kind, not the sexual innuendo kind)? Sure. And do I wish it seemed like he was a little more in touch with his body/Penis, instead of casually sperming for 3 seconds and and then immediately being done with it? Yeahhhhhh. I really wish that.

But what are you gonna do?  It’s cool af that he wanted to show off like this, and I made some GIFs of my favorite bits:

 

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That strip was pretty great. This was a borderline Bend and Snap and he knew it. Boys with muscly asses like that always know how to lower their pants aaaaallll the way to the floor instead of just letting them drop from hip-high.

 

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Near as I can find, this is hilarious to any music. But exceptionally hilarious to Yakety Sax.

 

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It wasn’t my favorite sperming ever, but I always like to see that bit looped. So. GIF. This dude does a pretty good Cum like a King, but could probably use a review of this post, just to refresh.

 

And speaking of Kings, Proudbator did a public park bate two weeks ago (delightfully titled after the saddest of all Mandy Moore movies) that was simultaneously amazing, adorable, endearing, and daring af.

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I don’t know what I can even say about this one except that you absolutely need to go watch it. He’s got his dog with him, and there’s something about his constant chant of “good dog, good boy” in that voice that people use to talk to dogs they like, that really started to get to me, especially around when he’s about to spurt. It was sooorrrrt of like he was talking to me while I was penising along with, and I didn’t mind it a bit.

As per usual, PB is a masterclass unto himself about how to jack and love your dick awesomely and how to share that with the world.

 

You can find the original version of that muscle dude’s video here (ignore all that fantasy BS about this guy being straight, because if he is – so am I). And you can learn more about Proudbator here, and join up with his incredibly well-crafted site here.

 

Happy Monday!

 

-t

 

 

 

 


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