27 Feb This Amazing Jack Vid is Secretly a Fleshlight Turbo Commercial
But who’s complaining, right?
I have zero idea who this kid is or why he gets to be in an advert for the new Fleshjack Turbo (described as the “most realistic and satisfying alternative to oral sex,”), but I’ve never been the sort of boy to turn down the chance to watch a stranger masturbate.
Especially when he’s cute, has a pretty big dong, and seems wildly lost in his penis while he does it.
Let’s have a watch, shall we:
As someone who has long been overly susceptible to advertising, I will honestly say that this has made me very very curious to try the Fleshjack Turbo. I’ve had a long love affair with my original Fleshlight Ice, and more recently with the less interesting Groupon knockoff version, and this guy’s leg spreading, face clenching, head flopping sperm show has made me think I might also need this more advanced version as well.
Via the Fleshlight/Fleshjack marketing department:
Uniquely designed with three points of initial insertion, the Turbo provides the mind-blowing sensations synonymous with getting a stellar blow job every time you use it. Whether you like to stimulate just the tip or you prefer the tight, spine- tingling sensation of deep throating, the Turbo provides you the tease and the thrill to get to the finish line.
I like both: stimulating the tip AND all that stuff about jamming my cock into the breathing hole. Or whatever they said. And while I’ve never looked at penis toys as replicants of actual other-person stimulation, I’m endlessly pleased that people are still trying to find new and more complicated ways to make boners shoot jizz.
I mean. Look at the inside of that thing:
That’s totally ridiculous, right? And yet – my first thought was “Hmmm… I bet that DOES feel awesome on my peenor!” And all the sucking and slurping noises this thing produces did nothing to diminish that thought.
I dunno if I’m ready to shell out 60 bucks or so for it, but if I spot it at a buddy’s house I’m most certainly going to ask to try it. Just look how penised it got the dude from the video:
Are you not completely jealous of how lost in his dick this guy is?
I know I am. Fuck… Ok sorry. I gotta jack it again.
More later maybe.
UPDATE! It’s Beaux Banks. Dur. I’m just not cool enough to have caught it the first time. Thank goodness somebody on twitter pulled my attention that way (cause dude is mad cute and I’m dying to know if that wang is so big/fun irl). Woof.
You can grab the Fleshjack Turbo here (and I guess tell them Beaux sent you so they give him some money or something).
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