19 Jun 9 Hilarious (and real!) Amazon Lube Reviews
A reminder that it’s always worth your time to read those reviews!
Did you know that silicone lubes are almost all condom compatible? Because I did not! I just learned this past week that most silicone lubes live in a third category beyond oil-based and water-based, and are completely safe to use with latex condoms. Which was v exciting! Even though I’m on PrEP, I’m still a big believer/defender of condoms for penetrative sex and lube has always been a huge obstacle to effective condom usage.
This new knowledge has spurred a shopping spree to find the best possible silicone lube for butt stuff, and the reading of a lot of articles and product reviews. But nothing prepared me for the comedy of Amazon customer reviews for personal lubricants. After I text the highlights to everyone I knew, I screengrabbed the best of them for your amusement.
The Best Lube Reviews on Amazon
If her “box” is “wack,” you say?
Bit light on the details…
Robert is not one to fawn over adjectives and specifics.
Oh, Norman. No. Just… No.
Lather up your ding-dong sounds like a forgotten Little Richard song.
Tarik is my kinda bro. I was wondering about ‘solo times.’ Single-application penis grease is economical af.
Maybe a little more?
Fun AND practical!
MAN TO MAN! The regular way everyone describes gay sex all the time.
These reviews are almost all from the Wet Platinum silicone lube page, which seems to be remarkably highly rated. It’s a bit expensive, but I’ve ordered a tiny version of that and Gun Oil, so we’ll see what wins. If you’re someone who likes encouraging greasy penis play, the adult-sized version is at the top of my wishlist now.
Maybe I’ll be inspired to write my own comedy review after I try it.