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9 Hilarious (and real!) Amazon Lube Reviews

A reminder that it’s always worth your time to read those reviews!


 

Did you know that silicone lubes are almost all condom compatible? Because I did not! I just learned this past week that most silicone lubes live in a third category beyond oil-based and water-based, and are completely safe to use with latex condoms. Which was v exciting! Even though I’m on PrEP, I’m still a big believer/defender of condoms for penetrative sex and lube has always been a huge obstacle to effective condom usage.

This new knowledge has spurred a shopping spree to find the best possible silicone lube for butt stuff, and the reading of a lot of articles and product reviews. But nothing prepared me for the comedy of Amazon customer reviews for personal lubricants. After I text the highlights to everyone I knew, I screengrabbed the best of them for your amusement.

 

The Best Lube Reviews on Amazon

 

If her “box” is “wack,” you say?

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Bit light on the details…

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Robert is not one to fawn over adjectives and specifics.

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Oh, Norman. No. Just… No.

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Lather up your ding-dong sounds like a forgotten Little Richard song.

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Tarik is my kinda bro. I was wondering about ‘solo times.’ Single-application penis grease is economical af.  Amazon, Lube, Review, Funny Reviews, Amazon Customer Reviews, Lube Reviews, Silicone Lube, Condoms

Maybe a little more?Amazon, Lube, Review, Funny Reviews, Amazon Customer Reviews, Lube Reviews, Silicone Lube, Condoms

Fun AND practical!

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MAN TO MAN! The regular way everyone describes gay sex all the time.

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These reviews are almost all from the Wet Platinum silicone lube page, which seems to be remarkably highly rated. It’s a bit expensive, but I’ve ordered a tiny version of that and Gun Oil, so we’ll see what wins. If you’re someone who likes encouraging greasy penis play, the adult-sized version is at the top of my wishlist now.

Maybe I’ll be inspired to write my own comedy review after I try it.

 

-t

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Tyler Dårlig Ulv (@tylerthebadwolf)
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Amazon is a comedy gold mine. You just have to know where to look: https://t.co/JLaDlgKcZm

Tyler Dårlig Ulv (@tylerthebadwolf)
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People seem to have a tough time writing normal reviews about sex goo: 9 Hilarious (and real!) Amazon Lube Reviews… https://t.co/5hBmz79Quu

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