12 Mar Monday Masturbators: The Floppiest Foreskin of All
“Oh, Germany!” everyone sighed together.
We are well into March now, and I haven’t gotten anything together to share with you! Terrible. Let’s correct that, shall we?
It’s Monday, and you know what we do around here for Mondays. Today’s Masturbator du Jour comes courtesy of a bookmark I made sometime last year and then forgot about. When I was doodling around looking for something to write about today, I stumbled across an XTube link I had cryptically only labeled “OMG THIS FORESKIN” in the bookmarks menu.
I clicked and immediately fell fantastically in love with this guy all over again. He shares virtually no personal information on XTube, and lots (maybe all?) of his videos have no sound. So we know almost nothing about the guy in charge of this penis, except that he’s from Germany, is “bi-sexual,” and has a list of “turn ons” that seems relatively tame for the way the sexual predilections of Germans have been marketed to me: “all kind of foreskin cocks, Precum, Cum, Pumped Cocks and Pussys, Wet Games, Slo-Mo Cumshots.” I can’t really argue with any of that!
Fluffy F-Skin has done a spectacular job of catering specifically to those turn ons in his content too. He has a majestically pumped up foreskin, gets really wet, and films a lot of his stuff at high speed so that slow motion playback is almost hypnotically mesmerizing. Like that gif over there that’s probably distracting you from actually reading this.
The clip I have for you today is a slow motion jack off, wherein Fluffy F-Skin merely bounces his enormous, meaty cock and massive bull balls up and down and side to side until he ejaculates JUST from the foreskin friction. It’s… I’m hard right now just from typing that. So. Bear with…
That is weird and arousing and amazing, but so silent that I’m almost bothered by it!
That’s why I whipped up an alternate version with one of my favorite songs of the moment. I do hope you’ll enjoy this as much as I did. If you get bored, feel free to skip straight to 2:50 to watch his magnificent (magnificent) cumshot timed to the bridge of Kylie’s newest single, Dancing.
I’m so glad you come here to play with your penis with me. Even when things are quiet for a few days or weeks at a time, you still show up. I’m lucky to have you around.