16 Apr Monday Masturbators: Old Enough To Know Better Edition
As Samantha Jones once said, these guys have “been around the block and know how to use their cock.”
Monday! This was a surprisingly difficult post to assemble, because I couldn’t seem to find just the right videos to address the specific stuff that I wanted to talk about here. It’s not really any surprise that I enjoy penising to stuff that is a step or two outside of the mainstream. And one of the things I really enjoy is finding videos of older (mature, for lack of a more delicate word. I’m talking about the dads of your traditional daddies here) guys jacking off in a happy and relatable way.
Those elements (happy/relatable) are alarmingly absent in 97% of the ‘mature’ content that I have ever come across. They’re not gone entirely, but for whatever reason it is infinitely more simple to find younger dudes showing off and sharing in ways that are less visibly… encumbered. The bulk of the old dude jack off clips that are out there are fascinating, but are not super stimulating because the guys involved look tense, uncomfortable, and almost unhappy to be doing what they’re doing. Since I don’t know about any studios that are making old guy jacks-off-at-gunpoint videos, I assume that this is simply a weird current of naturally occurring behavior.
I can’t even explain how rare it is to find a penis-eye-view video of a 60+ dude with his legs spread open while he smiles and enjoys what’s happening and wants to show and share. There’s no videos of Proudbator‘s granddad, online, I guess is what I’m saying.
My personal theory is that sex, overall, is simply quite different for people of different generations. The social taboos have shifted and changed in the last 50-60 years, the influence and significance of religious teaching about sex has certainly shifted, and the internet is a beast heretofore unseen in human history. Why would older guys create videos that looked or felt like those created by guys like me, who have internet in our blood?
Since masturbation is a form or manifestation of sex, it stands to reason that it would weigh differently on people of different ages and result in some very different pornography.
Let’s look at some examples, yeah?
This guy is a weirdly prolific presence on Tumblr, despite not having an actual Tumblr account. I once found his XHamster (I think) account, and it featured lots of videos of him, but no additional details about where I could find him or connect on a social channel. If I’m not mistaken, he is Spanish, and his beautiful home features terraces where he casually jacks in the sun, and a television that never seems to be turned off.
He’s got a really killer dong and some great big nuts, and his physicality (and lack of tanlines) suggests that he’s probably super aware of that. He’s one of the few mature guys you’ll find who casually slings his legs wide open this way, situating the camera right at ball-level, and he masturbates like it’s the most natural, unspecial thing anyone could do. It’s great.
But he rarely smiles, and rarely seems as though he’s enjoying himself in the slightest. Even in videos where he has a companion jacking his big wang, or sucking him with abandon, his gaze is frequently fixed on the out of frame television and he seems tired and occasionally annoyed. Even in the few videos where he cums, it’s not enthusiastic or exciting. He’s just jacking and then suddenly sperm is shooting out of him while he languidly leans further into the couch or chair.
He’s hot, but uninspiring as a bator.
This one is confounding.
Save for his face, this is a creative and weird video. I love it! A guy with a huge, floppy, beautiful penis, and proportionally huge/floppy nuts jacks his big dick proudly until he sprays all over a pane of glass he seems to have precariously balanced just for the occasion.
But his FACE is KILLING me. His teeth look as though they are permanently gritted in a tight grimace from the very second his jeans are removed, and if you watch only his face, it seems as though he might be having some sort of anesthetic-free surgery in the cropped-out reigon. Look:
Like. Dude. You’re jacking dong. What’s going on. Why is that your response to it? You look SO unhappy!
My point isn’t to ridicule this dude or to insinuate that there is a “right” way for any of this to transpire. Your bate is your bate is your bate is your bate. But this facial reaction is surprisingly common in clips of this category. Guys seem pained, uncomfortable, and very frequently, completely disconnected from what’s happening; they shut their eyes, and the stimulation becomes fast and fumbly. When they cum, it is frequently silent or accompanied by a coughing sound. There is rarely enthusiastic moaning or penisbabble of any kind.
When you contrast that against videos like these, featuring one of my favorite XTube guys:
it’s hard not to see how physically anxious and tight the older guys come off when they’re jacking.
It’s not super fair to compare them to dudes like Beau Banks (who basically has his undergraduate degree in performative sex), but I think it’s not wrong to circle back around to Proudbator as an example of the way this activity ought to play out. His enthusiasm and his genuine pleasure and pleasure for sharing are (and should be!) inspirational.
The moral of the story is, I love watching old guys masturbate. I love it. I love the idea that there is no real expiration date for penising and pleasure and for the fixation all men have with their dong. It is heartening to imagine that I might also be jacking furiously at 60, 70, or 80.
But the disconnect between the inner pleasure and the visible outside parts is stark and it makes me sad.
What do you think? Tell me in the comments.
BONUS: I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s about 20 years off from being suitably featured in this post. But his style is exactly what I’m describing in the first few paragraphs. He’s making videos because it is relevant and stimulating to him to share his pleasure! This is epic and exceptional and if you know who this is, fill me in so I might attribute appropriately: