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Monday Masturbators: Old Enough To Know Better Edition

As Samantha Jones once said, these guys have “been around the block and know how to use their cock.”


 

Monday! This was a surprisingly difficult post to assemble, because I couldn’t seem to find just the right videos to address the specific stuff that I wanted to talk about here. It’s not really any surprise that I enjoy penising to stuff that is a step or two outside of the mainstream. And one of the things I really enjoy is finding videos of older (mature, for lack of a more delicate word. I’m talking about the dads of your traditional daddies here) guys jacking off in a happy and relatable way.

Those elements (happy/relatable) are alarmingly absent in 97% of the ‘mature’ content that I have ever come across. They’re not gone entirely, but for whatever reason it is infinitely more simple to find younger dudes showing off and sharing in ways that are less visibly… encumbered. The bulk of the old dude jack off clips that are out there are fascinating, but are not super stimulating because the guys involved look tense, uncomfortable, and almost unhappy to be doing what they’re doing. Since I don’t know about any studios that are making old guy jacks-off-at-gunpoint videos, I assume that this is simply a weird current of naturally occurring behavior.

I can’t even explain how rare it is to find a penis-eye-view video of a 60+ dude with his legs spread open while he smiles and enjoys what’s happening and wants to show and share. There’s no videos of Proudbator‘s granddad, online, I guess is what I’m saying.

My personal theory is that sex, overall, is simply quite different for people of different generations. The social taboos have shifted and changed in the last 50-60 years, the influence and significance of religious teaching about sex has certainly shifted, and the internet is a beast heretofore unseen in human history. Why would older guys create videos that looked or felt like those created by guys like me, who have internet in our blood?

Since masturbation is a form or manifestation of sex, it stands to reason that it would weigh differently on people of different ages and result in some very different pornography.

Let’s look at some examples, yeah?

 

 

 

This guy is a weirdly prolific presence on Tumblr, despite not having an actual Tumblr account. I once found his XHamster (I think) account, and it featured lots of videos of him, but no additional details about where I could find him or connect on a social channel. If I’m not mistaken, he is Spanish, and his beautiful home features terraces where he casually jacks in the sun, and a television that never seems to be turned off.

He’s got a really killer dong and some great big nuts, and his physicality (and lack of tanlines) suggests that he’s probably super aware of that. He’s one of the few mature guys you’ll find who casually slings his legs wide open this way, situating the camera right at ball-level, and he masturbates like it’s the most natural, unspecial thing anyone could do. It’s great.

But he rarely smiles, and rarely seems as though he’s enjoying himself in the slightest. Even in videos where he has a companion jacking his big wang, or sucking him with abandon, his gaze is frequently fixed on the out of frame television and he seems tired and occasionally annoyed. Even in the few videos where he cums, it’s not enthusiastic or exciting. He’s just jacking and then suddenly sperm is shooting out of him while he languidly leans further into the couch or chair.

He’s hot, but uninspiring as a bator.

 

 

This one is confounding.

Save for his face, this is a creative and weird video. I love it! A guy with a huge, floppy, beautiful penis, and proportionally huge/floppy nuts jacks his big dick proudly until he sprays all over a pane of glass he seems to have precariously balanced just for the occasion.

But his FACE is KILLING me. His teeth look as though they are permanently gritted in a tight grimace from the very second his jeans are removed, and if you watch only his face, it seems as though he might be having some sort of anesthetic-free surgery in the cropped-out reigon. Look:

 

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Like. Dude. You’re jacking dong. What’s going on. Why is that your response to it? You look SO unhappy!

 

 

My point isn’t to ridicule this dude or to insinuate that there is a “right” way for any of this to transpire. Your bate is your bate is your bate is your bate. But this facial reaction is surprisingly common in clips of this category. Guys seem pained, uncomfortable, and very frequently, completely disconnected from what’s happening; they shut their eyes, and the stimulation becomes fast and fumbly. When they cum, it is frequently silent or accompanied by a coughing sound. There is rarely enthusiastic moaning or penisbabble of any kind.

When you contrast that against videos like these, featuring one of my favorite XTube guys:

 

 

it’s hard not to see how physically anxious and tight the older guys come off when they’re jacking.

 

It’s not super fair to compare them to dudes like Beau Banks (who basically has his undergraduate degree in performative sex), but I think it’s not wrong to circle back around to Proudbator as an example of the way this activity ought to play out. His enthusiasm and his genuine pleasure and pleasure for sharing are (and should be!) inspirational.

The moral of the story is, I love watching old guys masturbate. I love it. I love the idea that there is no real expiration date for penising and pleasure and for the fixation all men have with their dong. It is heartening to imagine that I might also be jacking furiously at 60, 70, or 80.

But the disconnect between the inner pleasure and the visible outside parts is stark and it makes me sad.

What do you think? Tell me in the comments.

 

-t

BONUS: I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s about 20 years off from being suitably featured in this post. But his style is exactly what I’m describing in the first few paragraphs. He’s making videos because it is relevant and stimulating to him to share his pleasure! This is epic and exceptional and if you know who this is, fill me in so I might attribute appropriately:

 

 

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12 Comments on "Monday Masturbators: Old Enough To Know Better Edition"

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Tyler Dårlig Ulv (@tylerthebadwolf)
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Do you like watching videos of old guys jacking off? If not, it’s probably because of the reasons I outline in this… https://t.co/55uW6XiWX6

JTinMI
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I’m getting close in age to the guys you’re talking about here. I’m a huge fan of twink porn….but I do like at least the idea of filming and exposing myself or being watched while I’m jacking away. I love the fact that the intertoobz make it possible for sexy studs of all types to find one another and share: it’s way better than the closeted, coded, shame-filled culture I grew up gay in.

Rich
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To be honest, I’ve never really been into jerk off videos for all of the reasons you outline. I can’t stand it when it’s quiet, and nobody is making any noise. I also can’t stand it when the guys fake making noise because somebody told them to. I guess I have a low threshold for bullshit, and I just want to see authentic guys enjoying themselves. When I find something like that that really pushes my buttons I can happily edge for an hour or two!

GN Glas
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I know I’ve said it before but you are such a good writer. badwolfblog is, again, right on the money. so good!

James
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So agree – Tyler is spot on

James
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Once again Tyler – another great Masturbation and Penis blog. Having just turned 63 two weeks ago, I can agree and understand the basis of this piece. I love penising and I love watching (for hours) vids of other guys enjoying the pleasure their penis gives them, but there are so few mature guys that seem to show that pleasure, that bliss. One of my thoughts around this – already expressed in a comment to a blog of yours a couple of months ago – is that older men are not only from a different period when everything around sex… Read more »
Paul
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This is my first time reading tis Blog and how I have enjoyed it. I turned 68 on Sunday and love bating. I agree with James that the older you get the more insecure a man may become. But guys remember YOU will also reach our age and then what? Must say on Facebook I have a number of young ones wanting a relationship with me. So OLDEES we must have something needed even if only experience

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