Uncategorized / 12.10.2017

Cockrings are a stimulating and enlightening way to celebrate your fuckin' penis.   Anybody paying even marginal attention to this blog and my general penis affections, knows of my long-standing love for cockrings. Last August, I wrote a whole post about my (then much smaller) cockring collection, and my decision to mount...

Masturbation is Amazing, Thinky Stuff / 09.10.2017

Stu and Pavel are super hot and super disconnected.   Without question, my most popular tumblr post in the lifetime of that account, is a simple photograph of two dudes holding hands while they masturbate:   https://tylerthebadwolf.tumblr.com/post/153431464181/if-you-ever-really-want-to-understand-me-better   I don't know who these guys are, or what the context for this image is. But somehow it...

Clickbate / 01.10.2017

A GIF says 1000 words X 45 frames, so that's 45,000 words. Each.   It's almost like I never stop talking about myself!   [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25'...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.