Masturbation is Amazing / 20.11.2017

Or: the peculiar phenomenon of solo phonebone recordings.   Good monday, masturbators! And also to you, fans of masturbators and general penis enthusiasts. Aiming for getting back on schedule (yet again!) this week, and I want to talk today about the ostensibly strange concept of audio recordings of dudes going to town on...

Uncategorized / 12.10.2017

Cockrings are a stimulating and enlightening way to celebrate your fuckin' penis.   Anybody paying even marginal attention to this blog and my general penis affections, knows of my long-standing love for cockrings. Last August, I wrote a whole post about my (then much smaller) cockring collection, and my decision to mount...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.