Narcissism, Stupid / 31.12.2017

I know it's a cheat post, but I miss you guys.   Can you believe we made it through all of December without any commentary on guys not connecting during Penis Time, or why Assturbation is just as important as the front stuff? I can. But that's because I live here. And I've...

Masturbation is Amazing / 20.11.2017

Or: the peculiar phenomenon of solo phonebone recordings.   Good monday, masturbators! And also to you, fans of masturbators and general penis enthusiasts. Aiming for getting back on schedule (yet again!) this week, and I want to talk today about the ostensibly strange concept of audio recordings of dudes going to town on...

NSFW. At ALL.
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