Playlist / 09.01.2015

This is what it sounds like trapped inside for months. Looking out windows and laying on floors. Wondering what you used to do. Wondering if it was ever different. If it was ever not cold. Trying to picture the tree out your bedroom window with leaves instead of pockets of...

Movie Review / 23.11.2014

Liveblogging American Gigolo Sunday night in and watching AG thanks to some very forceful suggestions from Chris Mitchell I'm kind of surprised I've never seen this before.  Seems like some kinda research I would have done.  Beautiful title sequence.  This cast/crew are pretty epic for 1980. I don't miss driving but that's a...

Masturbation is Amazing, Stuff I ❤ / 27.03.2014

I feel like I'm constantly talking about group sex stuff on here to the point that you guys surely must be bored of it by now.  But I don't care, because I've found a new hobby and it's awesome and I wanna tell you about it. So, group masturbation is awesome. ...

Thinky Stuff / 11.04.2012

Or, what happens when you aren't pretending to be a pornstar?    Last month, a new escort advertising service launched, announcing that they were here to "bring your fantasy jocks to reality!" The site was filled with questionable stock art, and vaguely problematic english, and immediately and heavily promoted via email to everyone...

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