Field Trip / 04.06.2017

And I made some posters!   My mom is constantly chastising me for not using the skills that I went to school for, so I made some posters for my upcoming Chicago trip. That's how you can tell I'm excited to get back to the windy city. Normally I just make some...

Field Trip / 06.12.2015

Me and my tired penis are going home to bed.   I don’t have anything particularly groundbreaking to talk about here tonight. I’m currently on my way back to New York after a restful weekend away in Sacramento and am greatly looking forward to my own bed and shower. I’ve spent the last...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.



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