Masturbation is Amazing / 28.11.2016

It's the second best thing you can do with your own paws and a penis.   It's MONNNDAAAYYYYY again! I'm in Boston, MA this week, visiting friends and making new ones. And trying not to get arrested for parading around in front of the giant, street-facing floor-to-ceiling windows in my hotel room....



Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.