Narcissism, Stupid / 31.12.2017

I know it's a cheat post, but I miss you guys.   Can you believe we made it through all of December without any commentary on guys not connecting during Penis Time, or why Assturbation is just as important as the front stuff? I can. But that's because I live here. And I've...

Stupid / 01.06.2017

Because, hey! Why the fuck not!   Oh, blessed google alerts. You bring so much into my world. Just this week, for instance:   Tai Chi 'master' pulls helicopter along with only his penis, breaking 'world record'   OH! Lots to unpack there. Both "master" and " world record" in scare quotes. But "helicopter" and "penis"...

Stupid / 29.01.2017

Cause sometimes you gotta clean house.   Just a quick post today to cover some general housekeeping and maintenance stuff.  I'll be sure and include some bouncing balls at the end as a reward for your patience through the boring stuff. Let's go!   [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='' down='']   + If you're subscribed...

 

 

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