Clickbate / 01.10.2017

A GIF says 1000 words X 45 frames, so that's 45,000 words. Each.   It's almost like I never stop talking about myself!   [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25'...

Masturbation is Amazing / 24.07.2017

"Mental masturbation; I think it's time to use my fist."   If you follow me on tumblr (which is how a lot of entries here seem to start) you've probably seen me tag beautiful photos of men lost in thought as they gaze down at their genitals, with #ContemplateYourPenis. But I've never...

Stuff I ❤ / 14.05.2017

There's a reason they called him *Magnum* P.I.   It seemed like things were getting a little animation-heavy around these parts, so I figured it might be time to introduce something new. There are (were) some guys who lived their lives as though this post were written even before their time. With...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.



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