Stupid / 22.02.2018

Oh, WikiHow. Is there anything you don't know how to WikiDo?   If you don't own an actual jockstrap (what? Why not?), then Wikihow – that infallible guide to the universe that previously brought us How to Wash Your Penis, amongst many other wonderful bits of advice – has some tips on...

Narcissism, Stupid / 31.12.2017

I know it's a cheat post, but I miss you guys.   Can you believe we made it through all of December without any commentary on guys not connecting during Penis Time, or why Assturbation is just as important as the front stuff? I can. But that's because I live here. And I've...

Uncategorized / 12.10.2017

Cockrings are a stimulating and enlightening way to celebrate your fuckin' penis.   Anybody paying even marginal attention to this blog and my general penis affections, knows of my long-standing love for cockrings. Last August, I wrote a whole post about my (then much smaller) cockring collection, and my decision to mount...

Masturbation is Amazing / 24.07.2017

"Mental masturbation; I think it's time to use my fist."   If you follow me on tumblr (which is how a lot of entries here seem to start) you've probably seen me tag beautiful photos of men lost in thought as they gaze down at their genitals, with #ContemplateYourPenis. But I've never...

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