Sex Health Things, Stuff I ❤ / 25.07.2016


Help make arty graphic condoms real!

  As soon as these came across my "Penis" newsfeed, I was in love with them. Then I watched these charming and oh-so-very French women describe the idea and their passion for it and I couldn't send money fast enough! Watch the video and tell me you don't agree! Condoms are boring! And we basically live in the future! They don't need to be. I want to make my penis pretty right gd now!
Stuff I ❤ / 14.07.2016


Hey! I clean up ok!

  That's not totally fair though. I do clean up ok, but Jahn Hall knows how to make even the messiest among us look entirely covetable. These are from a few months ago and I've been harassing him ever since to get more outta him. I almost never love photos of me, but his stuff really makes me look better than I even do in real life.
Stuff I ❤ / 05.06.2016

Puts the Adult in 'Adult Coloring Book.'   I'm not one to jump on every cultural bandwagon that rolls by me, so I've been pretty hesitant to get jazzed about this adult coloring book nonsense that's going around.  I'm much more fond of reading a good book than I am of being...

This blog has a TON of super adulty stuff in it. You gotta be 18+ and into that (or at least be working on an incognito tab, bro).
Yeah, I'm 18
No, I'm under 18