Stupid / 01.06.2017

Because, hey! Why the fuck not!   Oh, blessed google alerts. You bring so much into my world. Just this week, for instance:   Tai Chi 'master' pulls helicopter along with only his penis, breaking 'world record'   OH! Lots to unpack there. Both "master" and " world record" in scare quotes. But "helicopter" and "penis"...



Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.