Clickbate / 01.10.2017

A GIF says 1000 words X 45 frames, so that's 45,000 words. Each.   It's almost like I never stop talking about myself!   [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25'...

Field Trip / 04.06.2017

And I made some posters!   My mom is constantly chastising me for not using the skills that I went to school for, so I made some posters for my upcoming Chicago trip. That's how you can tell I'm excited to get back to the windy city. Normally I just make some...

Stuff I ❤, Thinky Stuff / 08.05.2017

Hey! That's me!   I wrote a little article for Thought Catalog and I'd love it very much if you'd read it. Here's an excerpt: [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#707070' thickness='' up='15' down='15'] How Being A Professional Companion Taught Me To Be A Better Boyfriend     by Tyler Dårlig Ulv | MAY 8, 2017   A little over a year ago...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.



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