Narcissism, Stupid / 31.12.2017

I know it's a cheat post, but I miss you guys.   Can you believe we made it through all of December without any commentary on guys not connecting during Penis Time, or why Assturbation is just as important as the front stuff? I can. But that's because I live here. And I've...

Stuff I ❤ / 04.04.2017

I'm in no mood for thinkpieces today.   It's Tuesday. It's cold and raining outside. And I'm sad that I'm not naked in Palm Springs anymore. I already did my rant on Chicago being offended that men have genitals and are sexual. And last week, I ranted about how grownups should be...

NSFW. At ALL.
This blog has a TON of super adulty stuff in it. You gotta be 18+ and into that (or at least be working on an incognito tab, bro).
Yeah, I'm 18
No, I'm under 18