Stupid / 01.06.2017

Because, hey! Why the fuck not!   Oh, blessed google alerts. You bring so much into my world. Just this week, for instance:   Tai Chi 'master' pulls helicopter along with only his penis, breaking 'world record'   OH! Lots to unpack there. Both "master" and " world record" in scare quotes. But "helicopter" and "penis"...

Stuff I ❤ / 14.05.2017

There's a reason they called him *Magnum* P.I.   It seemed like things were getting a little animation-heavy around these parts, so I figured it might be time to introduce something new. There are (were) some guys who lived their lives as though this post were written even before their time. With...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.



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