Uncategorized / 12.10.2017

Cockrings are a stimulating and enlightening way to celebrate your fuckin' penis.   Anybody paying even marginal attention to this blog and my general penis affections, knows of my long-standing love for cockrings. Last August, I wrote a whole post about my (then much smaller) cockring collection, and my decision to mount...

Stuff I ❤ / 14.05.2017

There's a reason they called him *Magnum* P.I.   It seemed like things were getting a little animation-heavy around these parts, so I figured it might be time to introduce something new. There are (were) some guys who lived their lives as though this post were written even before their time. With...

Stuff I ❤, Thinky Stuff / 08.05.2017

Hey! That's me!   I wrote a little article for Thought Catalog and I'd love it very much if you'd read it. Here's an excerpt: [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#707070' thickness='' up='15' down='15'] How Being A Professional Companion Taught Me To Be A Better Boyfriend     by Tyler Dårlig Ulv | MAY 8, 2017   A little over a year ago...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.



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