Stuff I ❤ / 04.04.2017

I'm in no mood for thinkpieces today.   It's Tuesday. It's cold and raining outside. And I'm sad that I'm not naked in Palm Springs anymore. I already did my rant on Chicago being offended that men have genitals and are sexual. And last week, I ranted about how grownups should be...

Stuff I ❤ / 10.11.2016

Baseball wordplay! Hahahaah! [caption id="attachment_2378" align="alignright" width="200"] “I don’t know art, but I know what I like.”[/caption]   You know that old saying, "I may not know art, but I know what I like?" That's how I mostly feel about sports, generally, and baseball, specifically. I don't know much about baseball (I've been...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.



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