Uncategorized / 12.10.2017

Cockrings are a stimulating and enlightening way to celebrate your fuckin' penis.   Anybody paying even marginal attention to this blog and my general penis affections, knows of my long-standing love for cockrings. Last August, I wrote a whole post about my (then much smaller) cockring collection, and my decision to mount...

Masturbation is Amazing / 24.07.2017

"Mental masturbation; I think it's time to use my fist."   If you follow me on tumblr (which is how a lot of entries here seem to start) you've probably seen me tag beautiful photos of men lost in thought as they gaze down at their genitals, with #ContemplateYourPenis. But I've never...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.



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