Stuff I ❤ / 02.08.2018

When "soltar a franga" becomes an elaborate marketing strategy.   Hey look! We're back! Bit of an extended break there while I traveled the Americas and moved to Toronto. But I'm glad to be back in front of this screen and I've got a folder chock full of wangs and cum and...

Stupid / 22.02.2018

Oh, WikiHow. Is there anything you don't know how to WikiDo?   If you don't own an actual jockstrap (what? Why not?), then Wikihow – that infallible guide to the universe that previously brought us How to Wash Your Penis, amongst many other wonderful bits of advice – has some tips on...

Clickbate / 01.10.2017

A GIF says 1000 words X 45 frames, so that's 45,000 words. Each.   It's almost like I never stop talking about myself!   [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25'...

NSFW. At ALL.
This blog has a TON of super adulty stuff in it. You gotta be 18+ and into that (or at least be working on an incognito tab, bro).
Yeah, I'm 18
No, I'm under 18