Clickbate / 01.10.2017

A GIF says 1000 words X 45 frames, so that's 45,000 words. Each.   It's almost like I never stop talking about myself!   [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25' down='25'] [vc_separator type='small' position='center' color='#757575' thickness='' up='25'...

Stuff I ❤ / 14.05.2017

There's a reason they called him *Magnum* P.I.   It seemed like things were getting a little animation-heavy around these parts, so I figured it might be time to introduce something new. There are (were) some guys who lived their lives as though this post were written even before their time. With...

Stuff I ❤ / 25.12.2016

Or whatever it is! Hanukkah! Kwanzaa! They're all good!   From the bottom of my butt, I wish you a happy whatever you're doing today, and I thank you for making my 2016 so much better, just by reading the things I write and saying things back to me. I #lovewhatido and...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.



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