Masturbation is Amazing / 19.11.2015

  The Phallic Brotherhood brings new wisdom into my life. Or it just puts concise words to the kind of sex I enjoy having. Either way.   I feel like I've been saying "yeah, but I'm not gay like you're gay," my whole life, without ever being able to explain it better than that....

Feels / 07.11.2015

Let's talk about bulges and the mass-produced underwear and clothing designed to disguise them. I have something akin to a general, boilerplate rage about this topic stewing inside of me pretty much all the time. But there aren't a ton of outlets for that rage, and I don't think most people...

Thinky Stuff / 08.10.2015

I'm the sort of guy who usually rolls his eyes at most 'web series.' It's a deeply instilled belief that if your series was any good, somebody would pay to put it somewhere (even if it wasn't very good sometimes CBS will still put it on tv for a shockingly...

 

 

Unless you work at a dick factory, literally nothing on this blog is safe for work. So heads up: you’re gonna see penises, butts, general nudity, depictions of sexual interactions, and me saying words like dong, cock, wang, peenor, peen, jizz, bust, bate, fuck, stroke, and ballback, ad nauseam.