“I enjoy getting presents from strange men,” declares Miss Scarlet, as she’s handed a candlestick giftwrapped to look like something far more exciting. And I couldn’t agree with her more. ?
Although, to be perfectly honest, nobody ever has to get me anything. That anyone comes here and reads my ramblings about big and little dicks and how they’re both invaluable to the human experience is a fucking gift in itself. But if you did want to spoil me with giftwrapped candlesticks (or anything else) I’m glad to supply some options.
My wishlist is a collection of stuff I’ve lusted after, books I want to read, books I want to lust after, and practical stuff for my life that I just don’t find any romance in buying for myself (but even protein powder becomes more fun when it turns up on my doorstep by surprise!). If you ever want to send me presents, that’s a great place to start.
Some of the items on there are from alternate sellers or are used/not direct from Amazon, so the shipping can sometimes be complicated. My PO Box is the best way to get stuff to me:
Tyler Dårlig Ulv
PO BOX 20659
New York, NY 10021-0073
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